You thought you were so clever, huh?

Trying to see what the main page would be like?

Thought you might see what else I've uploaded?

Well, I've got news for you.

It doesn't work like that.

The only way you're gonna see what other files are here?

You'd have to ask me, personally.

My files are private.

I don't need everyone seeing what I'm up to.

It's my business whether I want to show you.

And my decision?

No.

I don't even know what you thought you'd see here.

Did you think you'd find porn?

Pirated movies?

Nuclear codes?

Whatever you thought you'd find,

it's not gonna be here.

Because I don't give just anyone access to my file system.

Now, please leave.

You trying to peer into my life has left me sad.

I don't like that.

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